Sleep pils anyone??

Ya I don't know what's up but I cannot sleep. I mean seriously I have the energy to work out right now. I could seriously go for a jog, right this very moment. It's 2:20 people!! I NEED to go to bed. My iPod died so I can't listen to my motivational music...lol I'm just kidding. No really. I was just..eh whatever think what you want. O man I am hungry too!! Don't eat, Don't eat, Don't eat. Ha I wont..you think I'm dumb or sumpthin? Well I ain't so HA HA. Ya sorry this post might be a lil tiny bit WACKO since people get weird at night..when they can't sleep. Like me! It' snot that bad...it's only 230. My mom is only getting UP in two hours. Wow amazing. My alarm clock is perfectly synced with my laptop. I am SO good. Although my calendars are a lil off. I have two calendars for 2010. And like one for this year. Also one of my clocks in my room is and hour behind. Hey I like things that make me think. Well except Math. I hate math. Very, very, very, very, MUCH. Is what I was saying is that I like making things that are easy, hard. Get it? NO? Me neither..well I kinda do. Since I said it and all...LEAVE ME ALONE OKAY?!? Hey didja know that AM stands for Anti-Meridian and PM stands for Post-Meridian?? I did!...Obviously. O-M-G you can't see me! Cause I'm a ninja, ninja! You can't see me..am I bird or am I a tree? Random song. From a guy from youtube. He's funny. N-E-WAY. Back to business. Hey did you ever notice that business can also be pronounced Bi Z ness? Ha. Different. But hey different is good. Right? Ya it is..all ya'll know it. 231 AM. Wow I wrote all that in one minute?? I am so good.
I just noticed that like everything in my room is staring at me. Seriously. I have a teddy bear with glasses on. . it's staring at me. I have a picture of my dog..she is staring at me. I have a picture/puzzle of Johnny Depp..he is staring at me. And I have a picture of a zebra..and IT is staring at me. Creepy.
My teddy bear that I mentioned is also wearing a toilet paper bandana, a duct tape glove (which I made myself:) , a camo hat and it's holding a duct tape ninja star (which I also made:) I know I'm talented. No applause necessary. ...O well it would have been nice..it's okay you don't have to. But it WOULD be nice. O ahh thank you person whom I do not know. Ha right there I used proper language. I said whom instead uh who. I am good. I applauded myself so you don't have to. Okay enough with the applause thing. That's old now. I mean seriously...what kinda person wears out jokes? Who even though about it!!?!...ooh man hands asleep. Well at least one part uv me fell asleep. Good job lil arm :) Now the rest needs to follow. But unfortunately it can't do that until I lay down..on my nice, warm, comfy, cozy, distorted bed. O hey I found a Canada coin today! Awesome huh? Yep just sitting there in my dad's truck. It had a lady on the back..uh Elizabeth the ll? O wait I can look real quick..hol' on. Ope yep I was right. Psh talk about good memory. I know I'm awesome. SO I just now decided that I ain't going to bed till 3 on da dot! Ya it's like 247 right this very minute on the clock. I just made that up. Right here. Right now BABY! WOO!
Hm I don't know I'm kinda feelin' like my comfy, cozy, distorted bed is calling me to sleep on it. Ya that's creepy too. It's almost my birthday! ..ya not really..but hey lemme think ahead! It's good for me..or at least that's what my motivational mentor told me. JK I don't got one of those. . . . ( his name's Jeff )...Ha just kidding again! No but really. AH 10 more minutes till 3 AM! which means it's 250..for those who failed math. Or went to community college. .. . Ooh I know that was a low blow. Sorry..actually not really. Suck it up! lol. Okay back to earth. Although I already am on Earth. Huh...wonder how that works.
254! It's getting closer!! andddd closer! Okay I am NOT going to spend my time by saying it's getting closer..LAME. ..."WEll, it's gunna take some time to realize!!.." 100 more points to the person who guesses where that is from. I'll give you a hint. Value this hint as it is the ONE and ONLY hint....it's part of a song. Yep there it is..your hint. O stop complaining. # more minutes. Oops that was sposed to be a 3. But I accidentally hit shift..making it a tic tac toe game. Without the X's and O's..  KAY BYE!

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For those of you that are like.."okay what in the blue blazes was that?!?" Keep in mind that it is officially 3AM and I am a little loopy. And I hate cheese.